A long time ago in a Germany far far away...
a child was born.
This child grew to be a man with a deep voice, blond hair, and the strangest eyes.
They called him Heino.
He sold over 50 million records and was known as the Voice of Germany.
Today his legend lives on...
HEiNO! -aka "Old Weird eyes"- is a pop rock parody act first unleashed on Toronto's alternative comedy scene in 2002. Soon after, a full length "euro" variety show (the Heino! Happy Höur) followed with stagings in toronto, Chicago, and Los angeles.
for six years, old weird eyes was "meister of ceremonies" at Alpine village, socal's oldest and largest oktoberfest, and he continues to make regular appearances on the mexican wrestling/burlesque extravaganza Lucha Vavoom. hiS interactive lounge act SING mit HEINO! has kept the hollywood crowd singin’ und swingin' for more than a decade and one never knows where this uber-creep will show up and rock out. From HONG KONG to havana, there is no safe space from HEINO!
ON DER RADAR…
ALöHA from HEiNO!
Old Weird Eyes puts der Lime in die Coconut once a month at the Shameful Tiki Room in Parkdale, Toronto.
Next show: TBD
SPRiNGTiME fur HEiNO!
April 23,24,30, May 1 @Red Lion Tavern, LA
ALöHA from HEiNO!
April 26, 27 @ Bamboo Club, LBC
HEiNO! de MAYO
May 2, La Cita, DTLA
May 4, Triple Down, LV
