A long time ago in a Germany far far away...
a child was born.
This child grew to be a man with a deep voice, blond hair, and the strangest eyes.
They called him Heino.
He sold over 50 million records and was known as the Voice of Germany.
Today his legend lives on...
HEiNO! -aka "Old Weird eyes"- is a pop rock parody act first unleashed on Toronto's alternative comedy scene in 2002. Soon after, a full length "euro" variety show (the Heino! Happy Höur) followed with stagings in toronto, Chicago, and Los angeles.
for six years, old weird eyes was "meister of ceremonies" at Alpine village, socal's oldest and largest oktoberfest, and he continues to make regular appearances on the mexican wrestling/burlesque extravaganza Lucha Vavoom. hiS interactive lounge act SING mit HEINO! has kept the hollywood crowd singin’ und swingin' for more than a decade and one never knows where this uber-creep will show up and rock out. From HONG KONG to havana, there is no safe space from HEINO!














ON DER RADAR…
Alles Heino on der Western Front…
Sept. 28: Shameful Tiki Room, Vancouver
Sept. 29: Shameful Tiki Room, Vancouver
Okt2-6: Circa Caliente, Palm Springs
Okt.8: Uncle Ollie’s Penthouse, DTLA
Okt.9: Transplants Brewing, Palmdale
Okt.10: Bamboo Club, Long Beach
Okt.11: Bamboo Club, Long Beach
Okt.14: Red Lion Tavern, Los Angeles
Okt.15: Red Lion Tavern, Los Angeles
Okt.17: Oktoberfest, Santa Monica
Okt.18: Oktoberfest, Santa Monica
Okt.19: Oktoberfest, Santa Monica
Okt.21: Red Lion Tavern, Los Angeles
Okt.22: Red Lion Tavern, Los Angeles
Okt.24: Punk Rock Museum, Las Vegas
